{"product_id":"optimism-is-dead-ss-tee","title":"Optimism Is Dead Tee (White)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe front is a prayer. The back is the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA halftone Christ stares out from a tribal cameo — thorns pressing into skin, flames curling around the frame like something sacred burning. Beneath him, in lettering that's half cathedral, half mosh pit: \u003cem\u003e\"Optimism is not Dead.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTurn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Life Is Sorrow\"\u003c\/em\u003e — arched across the shoulders in Old English, the kind of script you'd find tattooed on someone who's been through it and came back smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear both truths at once. That's the whole philosophy on one tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFront: Christ cameo with \u003cem\u003e\"Optimism is not Dead\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBack: \u003cem\u003e\"Life Is Sorrow\"\u003c\/em\u003e in arched Old English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOversized fit, dropped shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton, 230gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eColor: White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Faith In Chaos","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":42541624262741,"sku":"FIC-OPTIMISM-IS-DEAD-SS-TEE-WHITE-XS","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":42541624295509,"sku":"FIC-OPTIMISM-IS-DEAD-SS-TEE-WHITE-S","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":42541624328277,"sku":"FIC-OPTIMISM-IS-DEAD-SS-TEE-WHITE-M","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":42541624361045,"sku":"FIC-OPTIMISM-IS-DEAD-SS-TEE-WHITE-L","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":42541624393813,"sku":"FIC-OPTIMISM-IS-DEAD-SS-TEE-WHITE-XL","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":42541624426581,"sku":"FIC-OPTIMISM-IS-DEAD-SS-TEE-WHITE-2XL","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/9624\/files\/26053190.jpg?v=1780058734","url":"https:\/\/ironfistclothing.com\/products\/optimism-is-dead-ss-tee","provider":"Faith In Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}